Quick & dirty way of getting to the translation of Apuleius's Defense

No longer capriciously quartered, Apuleius's Defense has been divided up with extreme thought and care for your reading pleasure.

(It's all translated, but your computer will have an easier time digesting it in bite-sized chunks.)


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Where to start? At the beginning, of course, to hear More Than You Wanted To Know about his personal hygiene (part 1).
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Mirror Alternatively, you can jump right in to hear his excuse for owning a mirror -- despite the sad state of his personal finances (part 2).
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Fishy
See him parry his way around the dire accusation of (gasp) fish-buying (part 3)!
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Scream Watch as he offers an explanation for a highly suspicious epileptic fit (part 4)!
Image: Idol GossipAnd why's he walking around with his own little statue, anyhow? Find out (part 5).
And of course, there will be his wife's will -- won't there? (part 6, if you will.)

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Wrongs? And take his wife, please -- or, at least, take her letters. And maybe some years off her age, while you're at it? (In part 7.)
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Blind or Merely Drunk?  Film at Eleven. And last but not least (or first, if you like), brace yourself. It's time to close up shop, with a bang (part 8).

In other words, have fun. This ain't Cicero in front of you.

(Each section is linked to the following one; just click on the link at the end of each part. Happy fishing!)